ok well here's jonah's shareboardians' ideas for alan's masturbation sign, tell me if you like any of them especially:

i think he should take a picture of himself masturbating and put it on the door when he is going to masturbate. that's my idea:)

WARNING: CLEANING PIPES, STAY OUT.

tell him to get a picture of a cat masturbating and have the caption underneath:
"[Name]'s Quality Time"

Suggestion for Alan's sign: A picture of a Naked Mole Rat.

heres my sign idea:
COME ON IN - I'M HORNY AND NEED SEX.
this should keep anyone he doesn't want in there out, and might even increase his chances of getting laid.


yeah? no? i should ask random people on the street..

lovemelo