well merry christmas, or happy holidays. i'd say "happy holidays" if it didn't sound so overtly PC. but no, this is the season of little baby jesus and celebrating one of the most popular religions on the face of the planet... second or third popular i think. and to celebrate our lord and savior i feel we should return to our theft of him.. what say? i don't have to be there, you guys can steal your own baby jesuses. baby jesi. or we can do it after new years and risk being caught a little more....i still want to, though my dad has thoroughly frightened me about going to jail, i figure i have a lot going for me since i don't have any prior offenses.. we'll see. haha. i want to start a thing where we steal them one year and return them mysteriously the following year, and when we take them we leave a little card, "you've been jesus-napped", like ace ventura.. and leave a little thank you card when you return them so they'll understand it was just a joke, and then it can start being a central florida tradition.. it can reach national proportions. i have big dreams. then, one day, years from now, there'll be the one white trash survivalist who just doesn't get the joke. he'll shoot some poor, defenseless jesus-napper with his semi-automatic assualt weapon and i'll be on oprah.. sigh.

tulsa, where i currently am, is covered in snow. there was no snow the day before we came, none whatsoever, and then at 11am, day of our arrival, it started falling like mad, they had 10 inches by 1, that's incredible. so our plane had to circle over the airport for half an hour waiting for the runway to be shovelled and the equipment to start working again, and then we ran out of fuel so we had to go to kansas city, mo to refuel and see if we'd be able to land there if we got back. finally, three hours late, we landed in tulsa, white christmas all around, so very excellent. the bare trees covered in snow are so beautiful, the sun is out this morning and it's gorgeous, the lake is halfway frozen over so the ducks and swans are walking around slipping and falling..lol.. we built a snowman yesterday, with tons of clothes on, i ended up getting hot and taking half of it off, it was so great. he has a cowboy hat on and a pine cone for a tail that looks like he's pooping. he is great.

now we're going to catch me if you can, so if you'll excuse me.. m.c. h.h.