the taller you are, the funnier you are. no really. the proof is in cliff.

it occurs to me that if the female population was wiped out not only would a few of my major problems go with it, but i would be so much more popular. and good-looking. hey now. well maybe we'll leave a few.. bjork, jessica, angelina (well i'm not sure, i won't hold up to that one - maybe just pictures and video footage), and that sexy low-voiced lady from Cat Power that i get to see at sapphire next month. meow.

is it more attractive to make silly sounds and put them inside asterisks? apparently. shoot me in the head.

i have an undeniable urge to run away to a place where nobody knows me without telling anyone who does and letting them have no idea where i've gone for a good several months. i need to get that out of my system. i'm very tired of these people and these surroundings. i'd probably tell axel though. or i'd kidnap him. hi ho.

lovemelo