jenn wants to take me to california to get married. i told her i'd think about it. wait a minute, it was actually for the coachella festival, featuring the cure and radiohead among others.. woo.. we are such silly people, country raised by puritans, freaking out over a boob. wow. janet is hot, get over yerself. i can't believe people are apologizing and saying words like "deplorable" and "$400,000 fine". jesus christ. i've almost completely forgotten all the superbowl commercials. there was the pepsi bears, which was kinda funny, and jimi hendrix which was good, and dog bites crotch which was funny (anheiser busch knows how to make a commercial eh?), and donkey wants to be clydesdale.. ummmmmm i miss the terry (?) tate office tackling commercial, and the zebra referee for the clydesdale football game and the cowboy going "that ref's a jackass" and the other cowboy going "no, i think he's a zebra". those two have got to be the greatest commercials of all time. and the herding cats. everything is art now, you notice? did everyone go and party here or in gainesville and not invite me? do you think i did something that i didn't actually do again? how can drama arise when i'm not even present? "i'm your gay pimp daddy!" i have to go watch that now but i'll leave you with laughter. i was watching the DVD (yes i got a player finally) of capturing the friedmanns the other day (oscar nominee for best documentary and so so so deserved) and in the extra stuff there's footage of these four birthday party clowns sitting around a new york restaurant table and they're complaining about bad excuses clients have given them in the past when they don't have the money and one is saying how this one lady said her husband had gotten like prostate cancer of the brain or something and then another guy goes "what a dickhead". LOL
and finally.. that little bearded fellow who briefly had a show on VH1 and does his comedy while softly playing the piano.. he said: "my sister was diagnosed with multiple personalities, and there's nothing funny about that... but she phoned me the other day....... and my caller id exploded."