Today's Headline:

KINDNESS CAN PREVAIL!

just moments ago a spider the size of a buick caught me, as always, very offgaurd and in a vulnerable position and, though i at first panicked, i managed to collect myself, thwart jordan from sending a "flame thrower" his way and realized suddenly the quickest, easiest, kindest, most effective way to remove a spider: the cup and piece of paper method. soon, the spider was safely on the front porch and absolutely no contact was made between he and myself, making both he and i as safe as we were before this incident.. and people, i am scared shitless of spiders, it is not by choice, and if I can do something like this, that means everyone can do something like this, so i don't want to hear anymore "but"s - there will be no more excuses for not doing the right thing! this can be applied in all areas...