well i'm sitting in laura's room, listening to a great random collection of oldies, having previously thrown up and currently trying to calm my stomach with a coke (not working). laura is a very cool girl, a girl after my own heart let's say. but what an interesting evening. it deserves a haiku! or five!

the boy is naked
wait in line, people - he ain't
comin out quite yet

shake it shake shake it
like a polaroid picture
hold on to your hat!

kissing cousins are
as sexy as they wanna
be, to me, tee hee

wow, this girl really
knows me - my replacement, hm?
no problem - ICE COLD!

the switch has gone thru
it's do or die now, my friends
no turning back now