computers are taking over the world and ants are taking over my kitchen.. and i don't know how to be nonviolent with ants. it's not like you can feasibly catch each one of them and put them outside. they live in the walls and there's a colony of them and they evade our pretty poison traps and i don't know what to do.. they're getting in the microwave even! i mean spiders terrify me, but at least they come in ones or twos so i can grit my teeth and catch them and let them go. which makes me happy. i let a cockroach go the other day. it was lovely. he was very grateful. or she. i love the voice of al pacino in scarface saying "cockaroach".. You cockaroach! i saw the very end of that movie on USA weeks ago and it is terribly bad and almost hilariously bloody. i couldn't believe it. this is what everyone's crowing about?

ok coldplay is.. trying to be radiohead. Politik is my favorite song on the album, it's very good, it's a lovely starter that gets you excited. but there's a faint radiohead feel to it.. and track 9 is very new radiohead. and now they're getting into politics, as said in the liner notes.. so.. the similarities can not be ignored. the rest of the album, i fear, is a little forgettable.. it's good, but it doesn't stand out. i like tracks 1, 2, 9, and 10 right now.

so kristin is in town and she and my brother and i may get to see the rules of attraction saturday afternoon.. woohoo. she's going to fall in love with my brother. the reviews are mixed for this movie.. roger moore, who is a very smart man, gives it two stars and says it's exploitative, which i can understand.. but orlando weekly gives it four stars and says it's a hilarious movie fun house.. which i can also understand. i'm not expecting great things, just fun and humor and james van der beek making out with pretty boy of the year Ian Somerhalder (which actually happens!). can you imagine.. look at the world and how it's changing... mr. creek is making out with boys.. i wonder if he had to get paid extra for that.. or if he's just a naturally open guy with a committment to the art of acting.. or if he's all sexually ambiguous anyway in real life.. i could see that, once you get over the presumed innocence. it doesn't exist, baby. it doesn't exist.

i am now Rizzo. my hair is short and burgandy. i am slightly 70's rock star. "look at me, i'm sandra dee..." is what i sing now. i like it a lot. and it's about damn time.

speaking of attraction.. that's something i like a whole lot about the ladies, we are not so ruled by visuals. our primary criteria seems to be how smart a guy is, how funny a guy is, how kind a guy is. and looks come afterwards.. i mean look at some of our sex symbols - woody allen, for chrissake. that's awesome. that makes me happy.
there are so many hot ladies with mediocre-to-not-good looking guys. take a lesson from us.

be right back with important messages from michael moore.. go check new links, it's very important. more important than masturbating for peace.